Sherlock Valentine's Day Edition by PrimeAlpha02, literature
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Sherlock Valentine's Day Edition
The Do's and Don't's of Valentine's Day- Sherlock Edition
Written By PrimeAlpha02
DO: Compliment your lover on their hair, outfit, eyes, etc.
DON'T: Insult your lover until they eventually decide they hate you and that you are a total ass and storm out of the room *Cough Sherlock Cough*
Sherlock: Hey, that only happened twice!
DO: Tidy up your flat before your lover arrives. Placing candles around the room would be a wonderful touch.
DON'T: Keep a jar of eyeballs in your microwave or shoot a wall with a gun when your lover arrives *Cough Sherlock Cough*
Sherlock: It was an experiment, and I only do that when I am bored!
DO: Take